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Doom!

This is a gir Pic I drew and uploaded on my bro's scanner! cool isn't it!

Wow...

It's been about a month since I've posted. Well, quick update, there are new Gir personas in firefox, Invader Zim is available on dvd for 50$ at Invaderzimondvd.com. Isn't that great. Well, there you go.

There was a delay but now its ok!

Well this is Shantz! I was supposed to be a author on this blog but each time we tried to add me it didn't work. Well, don't think I am some maniac trying to hack into a blog, I am just telling you about one of the authors.... ME!!! So get used to it.
-Shantz

101 Gir quotes.

I DID NOT copy and paste this. It took me forever. Enjoy.

1. "I'm gonna sing the doom song now!"
2. "I'm making mashed po-ta-toes.
3. "Chicken! Haha, I'm gonna eat you!"
4. "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
5. "Only if you dance with me."
6. "Hi cow!" (Puts sombrero on cows head, starts dancing.)
7. "But I need tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.
8. "Your head smells like a puppy!"
9. "I loveded you piggy! I loveded yooouu!"
10. *Gasp* "It has chicken legs!"
11. Gir: "Do the dance." Zim: "No Gir. No dance." Gir: "Dance." (Starts playing music.)
12. Zim: "Quick Gir! What did you see?" Gir: "I saw a squirrel." (Zim stares) "It was going like this!" (Imitates squirrel.)
13. "Goodbye! Goodbye, goodbye!"
14. "He's getting eatin' by a shark." (Smiles.)
15. Zim: "I'm the only one with the technology to decode those files!" Dib: "And we're the only ones with the files to be decoded!" Gir: "And I'm! (snickers. starts laughing.) "I dunno!"
16. Zim: "Get me out of here now Gir! Now!" Gir: "Okey-dokey!"
17. "Your on fire!"
18. "The plug thing! It's not plugged!"
19. Zim: "What are you watching?" Gir: "Scary monkey show."
20. Zim: "Okay Gir, use your tracking device to guide us back to the base." Gir: "Oh, I left that at home." Zim: "What" Gir: "The guidy, chipy, thingy." Zim: "What! Why?!" Gir: "To make room for the cupcake!" (Takes out cupcake and starts eating.
21. "I understand."
22. Zim: "Gir! Why can't you fly? I refueled you this morning!" Gir"Oh, I left that at home." Zim: "Why?!" Gir: (Sounding as if it were obvious) "To make room for the tuna." (Takes off cap on leg and starts pulling out tuna and eating.)
23. "I've got chocolate bubble gum!"
24. "Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is STUPID!"
25. Gir: "Do de do de do de...." Zim: "Okay Gir I-"(Gir giggles.) "What?" Gir: "Do de."
26. Zim: (Acting evil.) Gir: "Cows are my friends." Zim, frowning: "I don't like you."
27. Gir: "G.I.R, reporting for duty." Zim: "G. I. R? What does the G stand for?" Gir: "I don't know."
28. (after seeing The scary monkey show, which he only just discovered) "I love this show."
29. "Guess who made WAFFLES!"
30. Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?! Gir: I MADE IT MYSELF!
31. (on the phone) "You got any of them taquitos?"
32. "TACOS!"
33. (while taking pictures of Dib) "Awwww you look so CUTE"
34. "I'm dancin' like a monkey!"
35. "I miss you cupcake!"
36. "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit, kay?"
37. (talking to pizza delivery guy)"Thank you, I love you!"
38. "I had a coupon!"
39. "HI BABY!"
40. "Hooray for Earth!"
41. "I like destroying things!"
42. "Yes... wait a minute...No"
43. "HI!"
44. "I'm making the cake!"
45. "Let's make biscuits!"
46. "taco,taco,taco!"
47. "Zim:You broke something and it's not your fault? Gir:I know, I'm scared too."
48. "Let's go to my room, pig!
49. "Aw.. SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG!
50. Zim: "Well Dib, I'll just leave you to your-" Gir, whispering: "Say moosy-fate." Zim: "Then, I'll just leave you to your moosy-fate.
51. "I'M GONNA HUG YOU!"
52. Zim: "Gir! ATTACK!" Gir: "Yes sir!"..... do de do de do de do de do. Zim: "GIR! ATTACK!" Gir: (serious.) "Yes Sir!" DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO!

Well, that's all I'm gonna do for now. I might change it and finish it later.

The Zim, The Cheese, The Pickle, And The Pie.

Abby Here! My new screen name is Lillian Xander.
The Zim is that I might have invader ZIM taken iff my laptop by my older ANNOYING BROTHER! And my ANNOYING BROTHER is being A critic because he won'e let me leave my room. I almost hate him. But he is my ANNOYING BROTHER so well, what now? The cheese is that they invented a new type of cheese. The cheese that you feed to the ANNOYING BROTHER so he will do whatever you say. I wish. The
pickle might have been mentioned in other posts. I think not though. It's a class newpaper that all my friends and I have put together. Submit art in comments. or articles. The pie is just the pie. The pie is AWESOME the pie knowns, The pie can control the future, the pie can control life or death, the pi can see into YOUR SOUL!!!
Well, If you have a craving to be an addict, go to www.hristu.net to have a laugh. Invader ZIMETTE signing off!

Dib: robot?

Okay, I has on Wikipeidia, and we all know Dib, right?

Anyway, I was searching for invader Zim, and saw that they where going to say that Dib was a robot built by his father to protect humanity. I think that is a pretty wild theory. But Nick thought of it, so I won't criticise it too much, but I still think Dib should be human. This show already has an annoying robot, right?
So, tell me your opinion. Gotta go. Mom's yelling at me.