101 Gir quotes.

I DID NOT copy and paste this. It took me forever. Enjoy.

1. "I'm gonna sing the doom song now!"
2. "I'm making mashed po-ta-toes.
3. "Chicken! Haha, I'm gonna eat you!"
4. "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
5. "Only if you dance with me."
6. "Hi cow!" (Puts sombrero on cows head, starts dancing.)
7. "But I need tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.
8. "Your head smells like a puppy!"
9. "I loveded you piggy! I loveded yooouu!"
10. *Gasp* "It has chicken legs!"
11. Gir: "Do the dance." Zim: "No Gir. No dance." Gir: "Dance." (Starts playing music.)
12. Zim: "Quick Gir! What did you see?" Gir: "I saw a squirrel." (Zim stares) "It was going like this!" (Imitates squirrel.)
13. "Goodbye! Goodbye, goodbye!"
14. "He's getting eatin' by a shark." (Smiles.)
15. Zim: "I'm the only one with the technology to decode those files!" Dib: "And we're the only ones with the files to be decoded!" Gir: "And I'm! (snickers. starts laughing.) "I dunno!"
16. Zim: "Get me out of here now Gir! Now!" Gir: "Okey-dokey!"
17. "Your on fire!"
18. "The plug thing! It's not plugged!"
19. Zim: "What are you watching?" Gir: "Scary monkey show."
20. Zim: "Okay Gir, use your tracking device to guide us back to the base." Gir: "Oh, I left that at home." Zim: "What" Gir: "The guidy, chipy, thingy." Zim: "What! Why?!" Gir: "To make room for the cupcake!" (Takes out cupcake and starts eating.
21. "I understand."
22. Zim: "Gir! Why can't you fly? I refueled you this morning!" Gir"Oh, I left that at home." Zim: "Why?!" Gir: (Sounding as if it were obvious) "To make room for the tuna." (Takes off cap on leg and starts pulling out tuna and eating.)
23. "I've got chocolate bubble gum!"
24. "Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is STUPID!"
25. Gir: "Do de do de do de...." Zim: "Okay Gir I-"(Gir giggles.) "What?" Gir: "Do de."
26. Zim: (Acting evil.) Gir: "Cows are my friends." Zim, frowning: "I don't like you."
27. Gir: "G.I.R, reporting for duty." Zim: "G. I. R? What does the G stand for?" Gir: "I don't know."
28. (after seeing The scary monkey show, which he only just discovered) "I love this show."
29. "Guess who made WAFFLES!"
30. Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?! Gir: I MADE IT MYSELF!
31. (on the phone) "You got any of them taquitos?"
32. "TACOS!"
33. (while taking pictures of Dib) "Awwww you look so CUTE"
34. "I'm dancin' like a monkey!"
35. "I miss you cupcake!"
36. "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit, kay?"
37. (talking to pizza delivery guy)"Thank you, I love you!"
38. "I had a coupon!"
39. "HI BABY!"
40. "Hooray for Earth!"
41. "I like destroying things!"
42. "Yes... wait a minute...No"
43. "HI!"
44. "I'm making the cake!"
45. "Let's make biscuits!"
46. "taco,taco,taco!"
47. "Zim:You broke something and it's not your fault? Gir:I know, I'm scared too."
48. "Let's go to my room, pig!
49. "Aw.. SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG!
50. Zim: "Well Dib, I'll just leave you to your-" Gir, whispering: "Say moosy-fate." Zim: "Then, I'll just leave you to your moosy-fate.
51. "I'M GONNA HUG YOU!"
52. Zim: "Gir! ATTACK!" Gir: "Yes sir!"..... do de do de do de do de do. Zim: "GIR! ATTACK!" Gir: (serious.) "Yes Sir!" DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO!

Well, that's all I'm gonna do for now. I might change it and finish it later.